if ur not a lean lady then lean the fuck away from me


idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like


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sometimes i will just get annoyed with people randomly. like i don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them but their presence just bothers me.

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note to self  (via parallexia)

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Don’t do that. Don’t skip stages in your life. You’re 19, kiss a few boys and wear your heart on your sleeve. There will come a time when you’re 39 and stuck in a suit, wondering why the hell you were so eager to grow up in the first place.


one day i will figure out how boys work. and when i do, i’ll be unstoppable 

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i am the human version of the first piece of bread

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rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

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